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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

22 Signs You’re Never Going To Get Over Your ’00s Indie Rock Days

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1. You can still recite the lyrics to every song by Bright Eyes because Conor Oberst is your kind of lyrical genius.


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2. The Garden State soundtrack will never leave your CD collection because you’re still convinced it is one of the best albums you’ve heard your entire life.


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You love and hate it because it made The Shins mainstream.


3. Every time you hear The Killers, your heart flutters and you start signing “I’ve got a soul but I’m not a solider.”


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Brandon Flowers was your original man crush Monday.


4. You secretly still have your MySpace to find new music.



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Remember the good ‘ol days of hearing sneak peeks of Arcade Fire on the site?


5. You consider The Postal Service a perfect blend of electronica and indie and anyone who doesn’t understand that just isn’t a real indie kid.


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6. You remember when you’d go to 20 concerts a month, grab the set list at the end and hope to catch a guitar pick when the band would throw them into the crowd.


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7. Your bangs are a lasting memory from your indie rock days when they were still hip and quirky.


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8. You either own or nurse a soft spot for rectangle black-rimmed glasses because they were just edgy enough.



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9. Deep within your closet is a bag from Dickies you refuse to throw out and sometimes use shamelessly.



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10. Next to your Garden State CD is The O.C. soundtrack CD because the show’s music just understood all your angsty feelings.


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11. You still see ’90s boy bands and just don’t get their appeal. Why did they use so much hair gel?!


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12. Your obsession with Vans is still strong and will never end.


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13. You still visit Pitchfork, even though all the critics you used to crush on have moved on.



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14. You have no shame in admitting that songs by Cat Power, Belle and Sebastian, and Iron and Wine made you cry sometimes.



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15. Sufjan Stevens is the heartthrob of your dreams, always and forever.


Sufjan Stevens is the heartthrob of your dreams, always and forever.



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16. You still get pumped every time a new song is released by SubPop Records or Saddle Creek Records.



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17. You’re still trying to perfect your look to resemble the goddess that is Jenny Lewis.


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18. You want your relationship to be like Max Bemis’ and Sherri DuPree’s — a match made in indie heaven.


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19. There will never be a day when you don’t write lyrics on your converse shoes.



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20. You still make mix CDs because they are the only way for you to communicate your feelings.



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21. If your date makes one mention of your favorite indie band, you’re in love and ready to marry them.


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Only a soul mate would love Rilo Kiley as much as you do.


22. Even today, you still sit in coffee shops, listening to Modest Mouse or pretending it’s 2001 and The Strokes’ debut album has just been released.



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You’ll never forget the golden days of indie rock — indie kids forever!



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The Lasting Legacy Of The Garden State Soundtrack



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22 Signs You’re Never Going To Get Over Your ’00s Indie Rock Days

Friday, March 27, 2015

What’s Your Pitchfork Score?

Let us officially calculate what you’re worth to the universe.






















    1. ✓ Auguste Comte

    2. ✓ John Stuart Mill

    3. ✓ Søren Kierkegaard



    1. ✓ Henry David Thoreau

    2. ✓ Karl Marx

    3. ✓ Friedrich Nietzsche



    1. ✓ Max Weber

    2. ✓ Bertrand Russell

    3. ✓ Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel





    1. Disney ✓






































































































    1. ✓ The Strokes, “Is This It”

    2. ✓ The Breeders, “Last Splash”

    3. ✓ New Order, “Power, Corruption & Lies”



    1. ✓ Mariah Carey, “Glitter”

    2. ✓ Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, “Before Today”

    3. ✓ Madvillain, “Madvillainy”



    1. ✓ Fugazi, “13 Songs”

    2. ✓ “(500) Days of Summer” soundtrack







































What’s Your Pitchfork Score?



  1. You got: 8.0

    Now that you’ve gotten to a point in your life where you’ve gotten over your adolescent hang-ups, you’ve managed to avoid a plunge into mediocrity and your idiosyncrasies glimmer. With even more ablution, you can surely hit the mark.




  2. You got: 8.4 — Best New Music

    You are cloyingly optimistic, but it helps you eschew the doubt and self-destruction that affects so many of your peers. You’re sometimes clunky and awkward, but always self-aware, which ultimately makes you a complete delight and surprise.




  3. You got: 7.7

    Your exhausting one-note perfection has begun to feel like a deja vu of sorts — an eclectic style that hasn’t mutated but rather warbles on into serene oblivion.




  4. You got: 5.6

    Hiding behind a swoop of fringe, your understated approach vacillates between low-dosage melancholy and dilettantish sensitivity. But you are not without your moments of charm, Lurking between your mix-and-match riffs is a tension that lacks focus but reverberates with a twinkle of confidence.




  5. You got: 0.0 Jeffrey Reardon

  6. You got: 10 — Best New Music

    You are a sparkling paradox of a human. You brood, you ponder, but ultimately always trust your instincts, and you simultaneously prove your vulnerability and strength in doing so. You are, simply, a gem.




  7. You got: 6.7

    You’re fastidious in everything you do, but don’t let your attention to detail bar you from breaking new ground. You’re inventive and can surprise people with your vivid perception of the world when you let your guard down. Just don’t get caught up in trying to adhere to a formula.




  8. You got: 6.3

    You flirt with provocation occasionally but mostly live in the vicinity of calculable success. You know what works for you, but your own predilection for praise is your tragic flaw.




  9. You got: 7.1

    Your gnomic tendencies make it hard for others to keep up with you, and your mind unspools life truths at a dizzying rate. Unfortunately, your pseudo-acid-informed musings will eventually obfuscate the true marrow of your work.





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