Arctic freeze and polar blasts are just meteorology code words to suggest staying the fuck inside and binging on Netflix and Apple TV.
At this point in the winter break, you"ve already watched all of the rom-coms and Orange is the New Black at least eight times. You may have already watched the entire Friends series, too, if you"re completely devoid of social interaction.
Now it"s time to show love to the sports movies that shaped our childhoods, and let the marathons begin.
1. Brink
The Disney Channel became pretty fucked up after Hannah Montana decided to stop being a functioning member of society, but there are a few gems to dig out of the drug-overdosed ruins. Brink is one of those movies. Brink was inspiration for sk8erbois and emo teens around the world. Whip out that black eyeliner, part your hair down the middle and reminisce about the glory days of the "90s.
2. Remember The Titans
This movie can make even the iciest of hearts melt. There"s racial tension, young love, tragedy, and success. And there"s even a young Ryan Gosling doing what can only be described as “1970s twerking.” Football, hot ass, and Hayden Panettiere being a pre-teen betch. What more do you need?
3. The Blind Side
The Blind Side makes the list because of Sandra Bullock being an unbelievable betch. She"s rich, impeccably dressed, and doesn"t take shit from any hillbilly. Plus, she hundred percent wears the pants in her relationship. Respect.
4. High School Musical
Okay, is this really a sports movie? No. Is it a guilty pleasure? Fucking duh. Betches love Zac Efron, at least in this movie. So, start something new, break free of the status quo, get your head in the game, and enjoy two hours of pure nostalgic bliss. Because we"re all in this together.
5. The Mighty Ducks
Quack. Quack. Quack. There is no better movie-making magic for 12-year-olds. Full disclosure, I was convinced Charlie Conway was my soulmate for the better portion of my childhood. Possible still a little convinced today. The tale of a rich businessman suddenly finding his heart and loving kids is fucking ridiculous, but it"s a feel-good movie nonetheless.
6. Air Bud
If dogs could actually play basketball, I think this world be a much less shitty place.
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6 Sports Movies That Betches Love
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