Saturday, March 28, 2015

Community Post: The Best Things About "Work Bitch"



1. I mean, have you heard the song?



Exactly.





2. The return of Britishney



Her British accent is so incredibly misguided and inaccurate, but for some reason, she makes it completely endearing. It provides us with tinges of psycho-Britney circa 2005 when she’d randomly bust out a Cockney accent while walking barefoot through a gas station at 2 AM.





3. The impending music video



By all accounts, the video is supposed to be spectacular, with Britney allegedly dancing her ass off in the style of old school Britney. Think Onyx Hotel Tour, but in the middle of the desert. Plus, there’s a bikini and (at least) six-inch wedge heels involved, not to mention she’s personifying her own lyrics: “Look hot in a bikini, you better work bitch!”





4. The fact you’re going to hear it in every gay club ever for the next three months



The song’s mainstream commercial appeal is questionable, but rest assured you’ll see multiple drag queens performing it and flocks of gays twerking to it in the club.





5. The use of explatives



As “Gimme More” has proven, Britney’s use of the word “bitch” is magical.





6. It’s better than “Applause”



“Work Bitch” is what “Applause” wishes it was.





7. She unknowingly just created a new gay anthem



Any song that uses the word “work,” like, 40 times is basically destined to be a gay classic.





8. She knows her place



She respects her reputation and concurrently upholds it.





9. This was her only a few years ago



My, how far she’s come.





10. It unwitingly espouses conservative ideals



To quote, “You wanna hot body, you want a Bugatti, you want a Maserati: you better work, bitch.” See? It spans across political boundaries.





11. In conclusion…





12. It’s Britney, bitch



Enough said.



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Community Post: The Best Things About "Work Bitch"

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